Any time, anywhere. Damn the man, save the dancing.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Some guy in a suit is about to get into his white Jeep Cherokee, until Kiefer runs up behinds him and totally Grand Theft Autos him to the ground. "Don't get up," he advises, and drives off in the guy's car. That's two cars he's stolen in about an hour, unless you count the Echo, which would make it 2.1 cars. Kiefer drives like the nutbar he is for a few blocks, crashing through fences and generally being a traffic menace. Meanwhile, Assad is still quietly tailing the Handler. Kiefer comes screaming out of an alley and totally t-bones the Handler's car, sending it crashing into a couple of other parked vehicles.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I guess that would explain all the armed soldiers also standing around, assault weapons at the ready. Like that's going to stop Kiefer if he wants to start some shit, whatever his condition.

While the guard isn't looking, Kiefer somehow contrives to rip off the EKG cuff. Hearing the flatline tone, the guard goes to check on him. Last mistake he ever makes, because Kiefer rears back and SINKS HIS TEETH INTO THE GUY'S NECK. I don't know how he keeps him from screaming, unless he's somehow also using his own cheek to block the victim's mouth, but that's fucking gross, dude. I'm having Lost Boys flashbacks.